WOW!!! - Still recuping from round two @ JJ's Western Swing Club.

If you missed our Round 1 post to JJ's, read it here:
http://luvpaths.blogspot.com/2009/03/we-survived-our-1st-time-jjs-western.html
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Round 2

We can't believe how sore we are after this, our second weekend trip to JJ's...and we didn't even fall over backwards at the fire pit like... you know who you are.

All I can say is I'm glad we work from home cuz there is no way we would have made it out the door this morning.... Tori is STILL enjoying the "Stiff Night" affect...(exhausted sigh)

Our night started out with a phone call from Hoss, as we were driving over the hump, where we could hear Mary screaming orgasmicly in the swing outside. Talk about putting the pressure on to speed and get there faster.

The whole experience seems really surreal but here are a few things we want to express appreciation for:

- Thanks Hoss for having the PUC shots cold and waiting, they hit the spot quickly... And, especially for the M&M, (Massage and Molest) that literally took Tori "out of body". It started with warm oils and four hands exotically stimulating every muscle in her body. Then out came the Rabbit and pin-point bullet to stimulate more than muscle! Tori's abs are still hurting from the convulsing orgasm. Hoss thought she tasted delicious!

Here is his version of the event " Tori is more beautiful than Aphrodite and would make most mortal men want to drop to their knees and worship her. But, alas, I am not a mere mortal and I had planned an M&M (Massage & Molest), session for her. Needless to say, she was reduced to nothing more than a quivering pile of protoplasm when Tan and I had finished with her....NICELY DONE TAN!!!"

- Thanks Jennie for giving us the #4 bungalow that we thought we would get some sleep in... until our new best friends Scotty, Van, Boss & Mrs. Boss delivered very special gifts which lasted into the wee morning hours:) Part of which was Tori squirting again!! I have to say it really turned me on seeing Scottys big black c*ck taking care of her beautiful white pu^sy. The fact that she was screaming with intensity made it hard to keep from cumming while I was enjoying Mrs Boss' perfect ass as she was on her knees moaning. Good thing Scotty turned us on to the "Stiff Nights" that really do keep you rock hard with recovery time of only minutes!!

- Thanks V for your tender erotic touch and for tricking us and the Energizer Bunnies into coming by telling us both the other would be there, when no commitment had been made....LOL. It worked! And God it was fun being crammed in the zen room with how many??? I just remember the beds and floor were covered and I kicked out the closet door while I was on my back eating some yummy pu#sy while she was giving head to Scotty. No surprise that "mini naughty" was getting her share of the variety of d^cks that were cruising the room.

Once again JJ's provided an absolutely great weekend, meeting and making new authentic friends! Tori loved the morning after sunning naked by the pool after breakfast. Thank you!
If you haven't yet, check them out at http://www.jjwesternswing.com

TnT

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We just made a 3oo mile round trip to a swing club this last weekend and spent the night there.
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It cost us $40 for the party and $30 in gas for a total of $70.
Our tax write (mileage and per diem allowed) ended up being almost $400.
- If we were just in a 20% tax bracket we would of made $10 in tax savings off the trip.

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BTW: Yes we did end up meeting some wonderful people and didn't get any sleep that night. And, we didn't push our new business on anyone. We just told them what we did for a living when the asked and collected emails and phone #'s from those that wanted more info.

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We Survived Our 1st Time @ JJ's Western Swing lifestyles club!

I will be honest, at first glance we weren't sure if we would fit in, being city folk. I mean, come on...PAHRUMP?? ;)

Thankfully, we stayed and again being honest, had one of the BEST lifestyle experiences of our lifestyle career...

Even tho' we didn't previously know anyone there, they made it feel like going home and getting together with great friends. The energy they created was wonderful, warm, inviting and safe. It felt like a FUN n WILD slumber party when mom and dad are out of town!

They accepted us into their circle of love and friendship. It was certainly worth the drive! We were grateful to find so many open, funny, respectful people that were not afraid to get down and dirty. I'm sure you've heard that 'sex is dirty, if you're doing it right' and they know how to do it right!!

But the house was anything but dirty...more like immaculately clean!! And that included the hot tubs.

For starters, Hoss, who was tending bar, greeted us with Pineapple Upside Down Shots which hit the spot and definitely got us heated up! I'm baking a pineapple upside down cake right now but somehow I don't think it will do the trick. Deliciously naughty!! It certainly helped to get the dirty dancing started and somehow I lost my top before the first dance was over...my bra is hanging from the bull horns...I think.

V joined us on the dance floor and it didn't take long until her sarong fell to the floor, exposing her perky beautiful breast. Tan absolutely loved having her naked body between us grinding on his hard "manhood". And certainly one of the highlights was Tan being tied up, blind-folded and worked over by multiple sensuous hands and mouths, including mine. It was an amazing erotic experience for both of us. Everyone should experience the heightened sensations of romantic soft bondage.

Then it was my time for a first...."Riding the Bull" YEE HAA!! And to keep Tan busy, V rode him!!

By early morning our bungalow was taken over by who knows who and the "energizer bunnies" invited us to sleep with them and V. Tan was not disappointed that there was absolutely NO sleeping going on. Instead "mini naughty" was ready for a swap and it turned into a yummy orgy. Tan dove into her delicious wet pu#sy while fingering V and I had another first at the hands of mr. naughty...I squirted....sorry, another sheet change!!

We have been having wet dreams ever since and hope to get out there and see all our new friends again soon! Check out their site @ http://www.jjwesternswing.com

Tori and Tan
TnT....get it? (We are in the witness protection program.....don't blow our cover....LOL)

PS. Make sure you stick around the next morning for JJ's yummy breakfast and patio chat recounting the fun from the night before. It truly was a beautiful way to end an exotic, FUN party!

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Utah is No. 1 - for online pornography consumption

We found this article very interesting

By Dawn House

The Salt Lake Tribune
Posted: 03/02/2009 07:39:01 PM MST

Besides its political bent, Utah’s per capita appetite for online pornography makes it the nation’s run-away red-light state.

A study by a Harvard Business School professor shows that Utah outpaces the more conservative states — which all tend to purchase more Internet porn than other states.

Online porn subscription rates are higher in states that enacted conservative legislation banning same-sex marriage or civil unions and where surveys show support for conservative positions on religion, gender roles and sexuality, according to an analysis published in the Journal of Economic Perspectives.

The Beehive State briefly experimented with a state-funded porn czar until 2003. The study examining online porn usage from 2006 to 2008 shows those efforts apparently failed.

Utah has the nation’s highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users, at 5.47, while the nearby states of Idaho and Montana showed the lowest rates of 1.98 and 1.92, respectively, according to the study.

Utah’s No. 1 score may have to do with its demographics, said the author of the study, Benjamin Edelman.

For instance, Internet porn subscriptions are particularly widespread in states with young populations, in the 15 to 24 age group, while people over 65 are less likely to subscribe. Income can be a another factor, with each $1,000 increase in average household income pushing up the number of subscribers. Rates also go
up with a college education and among people who are divorced, although marriage and graduate degrees have the opposite effect.

“Even when I control for income, age, education, and marital status, Utah residents still consume disproportionately more than people from other states,” said Edelman.

Another possibility for Utah’s top porn billing may be the scarcity of adult entertainment outside the home.

“If it is distinctively difficult to get this material in retail locations in Utah, Utah residents who seek such material may have to get it online,” said Edelman, in an e-mail. “On net, then, Utah residents would be buying more online adult entertainment — but perhaps not more total adult entertainment. That said, I analyzed only online adult entertainment, so I’m not in a position to assess the magnitude of this effect.”

Although Utah is headquarters for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Edelman found that regions where people regularly attend religious services are not statistically different from their counterparts in more secular regions. But users who do attend religious services tend to shift their adult entertainment sessions to other days of the week than the day of services.

Pamela Atkinson, head of the Utah Coalition Against Pornography, said other indications, such has Utah ranking second in Google searches for “hot sex” and “naughty,” back up what Edelman has found.

“What I do know is that from all accounts the problem is really growing in Utah,” she said. “People spending more time on the Internet are realizing this is something they can do in the privacy of their own rooms and their own homes.”

Rep. Carl Wimmer, R-Herriman, who worked in law enforcement, said he has never dealt with a sex offender who didn’t get his start with pornography.

“I’m not a huge fan of censoring the Internet, but this is definitely something to look into to see if we can stop the influx of pornography into our society, because pornography is such a plague. It’s rotten to the core and it hurts families and it hurts children.”

Daniel Weis, spokesman for the Colorado-based Christian group, Focus on The Family, said the study “is credible only for what it is studying, which is very little.”

“My caution is that people do not extrapolate that this is a report for the entire nation,” he said. “The fact that conservative-minded people are fighting porn doesn’t mean that they go home and look at it.”

The study used data from anonymous credit card sales from a top-10 Internet porn provider that operates hundreds of Web sites offering a wide variety of adult entertainment. Edelman then correlated that data with ZIP code information for his analysis.

– Robert Gehrke contributed to this report.

This attitude following is Minimizing the issue. Pornography is a common characteristic for sexual offenders, stalkers, rapist and Domestic Violence. Women are viewed as objects not human beings.
Another possibility for Utah’s top porn billing may be the scarcity of adult entertainment outside the home.