Making the Most of a Down Economy

New Research Says Losing Your Job Might Help Your Sex Life

by Niels Hoven on April 17, 2009, 4 comments

Now that your taxes are done, we thought we'd explore the sexier side of financial insolvency. Those of you excited about a little more recreational activity in your bedrooms should keep reading. It turns out all these financial disasters may have a bit of a silver lining.

Exhibit A is the following graph, which shows the average number of times Americans have sex each year, broken down by their level of satisfaction with their financial situation. The data is from the General Social Survey, a National Science Foundation project that has interviewed over 50,000 people over the last four decades.

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HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Thanks to our very nasty new friends at
JJ Western Swing for your
Nasty, Naughty, Erotic & "Nekked" Poolside Call on Easter.
Hope to be with ya all again real soon!!!!
Keep it sweet for us V, TnT

How's That for an Easter Peep Show? Looks just like JJ's, but who's on the poll?

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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
Walk softly and carry a big carrot
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
There's no such thing as too much candy
All work and no play can make you a basket case
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
Some body parts should be floppy
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey !!

HAVE A HAPPY EASTER

Zodiac Swinger Survey Game Results

Thanks to all the Swingers at Swingular.com for playing the Zodiac Survey Game and for all the kind personal replies to us!

After 3 days of posting and 107 responses and 1895 views, here are the totals as of 4-8-09 12:30pm:

We have also merged "what each sign says after sex" just for fun.
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Scorpio 15 =14% -"Let me untie you!"

Gemini 13 =12% -"It was good! Let’s do it again! ...and again ...and"

Cancer 11 =10% -"Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?"

Virgo 10 =9% -"Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you?"

Aries 10 =9% -"Oh, I was good!!! Wasn’t I?"

Libra 10 =9% -"Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?"

Sagittarius 9 =8% -"Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?"

Taurus 8 =7% -"Let's get to it, but do we have to do different positions all the time?"

Leo 6 =6% -"You’re welcome!"

Capricorn 6 =6% -"Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?"

Pisces 5 =5% -" If you liked it, I liked it!"

Aquarius 4 =4% -"Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!"
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Thanks to:

CARESS4U for sharing a similar pole at: http://www.swingersboard.com/forums/polls-never-ending-threads/7691-whats-your-sign.html

8THHOUSE our resident expert, for suggesting 2 good books on astrology and sex:
"Sexual Astrology" by Martine and "Astrology & Sexual Analysis" by Morris C. Goodman
She says they can be good books to put out for people to read at parties as a fun ice breaker.

Have fun 'till our next naughty exchange,

Tori & Tan

What Does a Person of Each Zodiac Sign Say after Sex!

It was fun getting all your responses to the Zodiac Sign post and many of you asked what it all meant. Well, neither of us claim any expertise at all in the area but we found the following information entertaining and educational It sure hit home for us.

Tell us all if it fits for you or someone you know.

Your new naughty friends, Taurus Tori & Gemini Tan
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* Aries: Oh, I was good!!! Wasn’t I?

* Taurus: Let's get to it, but do we have to do different positions all the time?

* Gemini: It was good! Let’s do it again! ...and again ...and

* Cancer: Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?

* Leo: You’re welcome!

* Virgo: Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you?

* Libra: Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?

* Scorpio: Let me untie you!

* Sagittarius: Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?

* Capricorn: Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?

* Aquarius: Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!

* Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it!

WOW!!! - Still recuping from round two @ JJ's Western Swing Club.

If you missed our Round 1 post to JJ's, read it here:
http://luvpaths.blogspot.com/2009/03/we-survived-our-1st-time-jjs-western.html
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Round 2

We can't believe how sore we are after this, our second weekend trip to JJ's...and we didn't even fall over backwards at the fire pit like... you know who you are.

All I can say is I'm glad we work from home cuz there is no way we would have made it out the door this morning.... Tori is STILL enjoying the "Stiff Night" affect...(exhausted sigh)

Our night started out with a phone call from Hoss, as we were driving over the hump, where we could hear Mary screaming orgasmicly in the swing outside. Talk about putting the pressure on to speed and get there faster.

The whole experience seems really surreal but here are a few things we want to express appreciation for:

- Thanks Hoss for having the PUC shots cold and waiting, they hit the spot quickly... And, especially for the M&M, (Massage and Molest) that literally took Tori "out of body". It started with warm oils and four hands exotically stimulating every muscle in her body. Then out came the Rabbit and pin-point bullet to stimulate more than muscle! Tori's abs are still hurting from the convulsing orgasm. Hoss thought she tasted delicious!

Here is his version of the event " Tori is more beautiful than Aphrodite and would make most mortal men want to drop to their knees and worship her. But, alas, I am not a mere mortal and I had planned an M&M (Massage & Molest), session for her. Needless to say, she was reduced to nothing more than a quivering pile of protoplasm when Tan and I had finished with her....NICELY DONE TAN!!!"

- Thanks Jennie for giving us the #4 bungalow that we thought we would get some sleep in... until our new best friends Scotty, Van, Boss & Mrs. Boss delivered very special gifts which lasted into the wee morning hours:) Part of which was Tori squirting again!! I have to say it really turned me on seeing Scottys big black c*ck taking care of her beautiful white pu^sy. The fact that she was screaming with intensity made it hard to keep from cumming while I was enjoying Mrs Boss' perfect ass as she was on her knees moaning. Good thing Scotty turned us on to the "Stiff Nights" that really do keep you rock hard with recovery time of only minutes!!

- Thanks V for your tender erotic touch and for tricking us and the Energizer Bunnies into coming by telling us both the other would be there, when no commitment had been made....LOL. It worked! And God it was fun being crammed in the zen room with how many??? I just remember the beds and floor were covered and I kicked out the closet door while I was on my back eating some yummy pu#sy while she was giving head to Scotty. No surprise that "mini naughty" was getting her share of the variety of d^cks that were cruising the room.

Once again JJ's provided an absolutely great weekend, meeting and making new authentic friends! Tori loved the morning after sunning naked by the pool after breakfast. Thank you!
If you haven't yet, check them out at http://www.jjwesternswing.com

TnT

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We Survived Our 1st Time @ JJ's Western Swing lifestyles club!

I will be honest, at first glance we weren't sure if we would fit in, being city folk. I mean, come on...PAHRUMP?? ;)

Thankfully, we stayed and again being honest, had one of the BEST lifestyle experiences of our lifestyle career...

Even tho' we didn't previously know anyone there, they made it feel like going home and getting together with great friends. The energy they created was wonderful, warm, inviting and safe. It felt like a FUN n WILD slumber party when mom and dad are out of town!

They accepted us into their circle of love and friendship. It was certainly worth the drive! We were grateful to find so many open, funny, respectful people that were not afraid to get down and dirty. I'm sure you've heard that 'sex is dirty, if you're doing it right' and they know how to do it right!!

But the house was anything but dirty...more like immaculately clean!! And that included the hot tubs.

For starters, Hoss, who was tending bar, greeted us with Pineapple Upside Down Shots which hit the spot and definitely got us heated up! I'm baking a pineapple upside down cake right now but somehow I don't think it will do the trick. Deliciously naughty!! It certainly helped to get the dirty dancing started and somehow I lost my top before the first dance was over...my bra is hanging from the bull horns...I think.

V joined us on the dance floor and it didn't take long until her sarong fell to the floor, exposing her perky beautiful breast. Tan absolutely loved having her naked body between us grinding on his hard "manhood". And certainly one of the highlights was Tan being tied up, blind-folded and worked over by multiple sensuous hands and mouths, including mine. It was an amazing erotic experience for both of us. Everyone should experience the heightened sensations of romantic soft bondage.

Then it was my time for a first...."Riding the Bull" YEE HAA!! And to keep Tan busy, V rode him!!

By early morning our bungalow was taken over by who knows who and the "energizer bunnies" invited us to sleep with them and V. Tan was not disappointed that there was absolutely NO sleeping going on. Instead "mini naughty" was ready for a swap and it turned into a yummy orgy. Tan dove into her delicious wet pu#sy while fingering V and I had another first at the hands of mr. naughty...I squirted....sorry, another sheet change!!

We have been having wet dreams ever since and hope to get out there and see all our new friends again soon! Check out their site @ http://www.jjwesternswing.com

Tori and Tan
TnT....get it? (We are in the witness protection program.....don't blow our cover....LOL)

PS. Make sure you stick around the next morning for JJ's yummy breakfast and patio chat recounting the fun from the night before. It truly was a beautiful way to end an exotic, FUN party!

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Swinger Profile Part 2

We like to include a lot of info to screen out the people we don't want to spend anytime with. Here is an example from our SwingLifestyles profile: --------------- We Are Looking For: Searching for FUN People, that like us, aren't pushy, that are honest, open and respectful of everyone's privacy. It's great to meet those that we connect instantly with, but we are excited just to have Fun with Fun People that Respect Each Other. Tantra, Tao or Sacred Sex Experience would be a great bonus. If you want to connect, Tell Us What It Is You Liked about our profile (in more than one sentence) or don't expect a reply. Let's chat, exchange pics, meet, then who knows? We are spontaneous and love to go with the flow. With online contacts that want to meet, we insist that the women talk first before we meet as there are way too many pretending guy's.We love it when we find people that like to dance and are not afraid to get down and dirty on the dance floor. A Few Clarifications: 1- LIFESTYLERS? We don't have to get laid to feel the time was well spent. This is only a very small fun part of our life and who we are. We just seem to be pulled to it from time to time. We are very focused and busy building our online Porn business FunXClub. com but enjoy the live diversions with friendly, warm bodies and being able to write off so many of our Adult Play expenses. 2- CERTIFICATIONS: Just because we certify or are certified by someone doesn't mean we've had sex with them. It does means we've met them in person, found them to be real and fun to hang with. 3- CONDOMS: We are not willing to risk picking up any diseases here, so condoms are a must... IF it goes there. 4- SHAVING: If the sight of pubic hair scares you, "run away! run away!" We are well trimmed and clean and are fine with those that shave. 5- SINGLE GUYS: You gotta be pretty damb special! 6- BI?: Happily Hetro....Have Played Bi for Hubby more than once.7- PHOTOS: Our privacy is very important to us and we are not quick to show our faces. If you decide to show us pics, we're more interested in seeing your eyes and face than your genitals.

Description:

We are an Erotic, Fun, Madly In Love, Secure, Open Minded, Adventurous, Work from Home, Drug & Disease free Couple, intending to remain so. Totally love being with each other, music, dancing, singing, traveling for business/pleasure and laughing a lot.We are always getting accused of having too much fun together. If they only knew about this fun.... We love getting past our initial image judgments and discovering the beautiful whole package in people. Mainly, we are into Experiencing life fully and sharing who we are with like minded people. We enjoy the no pressure atmosphere of swing clubs and because of the dirty dancing we can get away with that would get us arrested elsewhere. It's great fore play for us........we do love a party. We Just Plain Luv Life and Making New Friends.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:

We enjoy sharing our sexual passion and watching each other pleasure or be pleasured by someone else or doing them together. We love the feeling of being connected to each other through someone.Threesomes or more with other females (or on occasion a very special guy) are a hot item for us. We'd love a female or couple to call us up late and invite us to our back yard hot tub and pool to play well into the morning. Outdoor sex is a real turn on. We Love Nude Beaches with the sun and the wind bathing our bodies. Vegas is a short distance away, so we visit often. Have had a great time at the clubs but We Have a Great Time Where Ever We Are. We are not into pain and really enjoy the soft, slow, sensual FUN. AGAIN! If you want to connect, Tell Us What It Is You Liked about our profile (in more than one sentence) or don't expect a reply. Follow us at luvpaths.blogspot.com Make money, make your Lifestyle expenses tax deductible and have fun with us in our recession proof online Porn Biz FunXClub.com

Swinging - The Profile - Part 1

One of the most challenging but exciting things is writing a profile, searching for the right swinger couple.

As we write we're excited by the thoughts of meeting a couple willing to swing for the first time. Crossing into the unknown. It isn’t just about sex although that adds to the excitement. It is wondering will we even like each other. We're talking about the strange dynamic that has to be present with couples.

- Do you like yourself is the basic building block here. Four people have to be “Okay” with who they are and what they are doing here.

-Then the ladies must like each other not from a bisexual approach but more importantly enough to allow you to play with their husband.

-Then the guys have to be fine with each other to the point of allowing this other man to take the most important person to you in the world and fuck her. Oh it may be soft sexy sensual and romantic for a long while but at some point this new man is going to quite simply fuck your wife.

- Now if you are lucky enough to get past those matches you know have to have the physical attraction cross platform of you desiring this other mans wife and he yours. Then your wife desiring this new stranger and that man (who is about to fuck your wife) his wife has to desire you.

Is it any wonder it takes time and effort to meet the right couple to play with?

Even if there is no attraction to play you can still make great friends in or out of the bedroom.

Once past "do we like each other" and everyone is willing to move forward, the fun really starts.

We'll write about the content of our Profile in the next post.

Who Would of Ever Thought ???

Two madly in love best friends that love life to the fullest following their own LuvPaths through the world of the swinging lifestyles.

WOW!!! We're not in Kansas anymore

Let us just say that a just a few years ago we would of never imagined that we would have any personal knowledge of what is was like to be with anyone sexually but each other. We went there in fantasy for fun and extra excitement but never thought it would go anywhere close to reality.

In future post we'll share our exploration into the world of Swinging / Lifestyles from the beginning. (The Good, The Bad & The Ugly) How we got started, where we went, what we did, what we liked, what we will never do again and what we suggest.

T & T