Happy Mmmmmm Weekend!

If you are looking for a place to play over the Memorial Day weekend:

We just have to give a shout out for JJ Western Swing in Pahrump NV. (1 hr north of Vegas) http://www.jjwesternswing.com

We've been twice and just wish we had more time to spend there. It seemed a bit red neck to us when we first arrived and we almost left but we are so fortunate to have stayed around. The average age seemed to be 35 - 45.

For a $40/couple a night suggested donation, you get the cleanest, friendliest, fun & wild time in the west. It includes great food, an overnight stay and brunch the next day.

Wish we could be there for the 4 day Memorial Weekend. Here is an email we got about it:
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It's, the party weekend you've all been waiting for! Couples and ALL singles are invited to come join us for our Memorial Day, and Summer kick-off party beginning @ 7:00 PM Friday evening, and going all the way through till sometime Monday, when the last person is scraped from the dance floor or pool deck, fished from the pool, skimmed from the hot tub's or has been given some form of Artificial Resuscitation! BBQ'S, POOL PLAY, NUDE SUNBATHING, DANCING, LAUGHING, GREAT PEOPLE, NEED WE SAY MORE? Just pack your bags, and head on out! The BULL, and The RAM say, You gal's better rest up, your gonna need it. Those who are planning an overnight stay or attending multiple day's, please RSVP in advance via our party hot-line @ 775-513-3544.
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We look forward to hearing about your favorite value, Tori & Tan

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Thanks to our very nasty new friends at
JJ Western Swing for your
Nasty, Naughty, Erotic & "Nekked" Poolside Call on Easter.
Hope to be with ya all again real soon!!!!
Keep it sweet for us V, TnT

How's That for an Easter Peep Show? Looks just like JJ's, but who's on the poll?

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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
Walk softly and carry a big carrot
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
There's no such thing as too much candy
All work and no play can make you a basket case
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
Some body parts should be floppy
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey !!

HAVE A HAPPY EASTER

Stimulation Baby ;)

Even though I think the government should stay out of our lives and our companies, here is an alternative plan that is a lot better than what they are doing........!

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They all buy around the world airfares and scenic plane tours - Aerospace industry fixed.

This would be a third of the cost for just the AIG bonuses!

And think of the boom to the swing club industry. All that free time and energy to burn!!

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Which is Hornier, (is that a word?)...Taurus or Gemini??

At our crazy all-niter at JJ's last weekend, we started asking people what their sign was. It amazed me that most of the people there playing were either Taurus or the majority, Gemini.

Now I know all you Scorpio's are going to jump in here and claim it's YOU. Everyone agrees you are the most promiscuous... but seriously.... I was surprised.

I am wondering if Gemini's maintain this professional, analytical front during the week and on the weekend the evil, naughty, nasty twin busts out. Can anyone enlighten me?

I do know that I sure enjoyed playing with that guy, which ever twin was taking over!!

So help me with my research. Ya'll have a FREE Strip Poker game with Ashley and then drop me a quick note to tell me what your sign is. We will see who wins!

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Please email me directly with your sign @ ToriLuvs@gmail.com

The game is on!!

WOW!!! - Still recuping from round two @ JJ's Western Swing Club.

If you missed our Round 1 post to JJ's, read it here:
http://luvpaths.blogspot.com/2009/03/we-survived-our-1st-time-jjs-western.html
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Round 2

We can't believe how sore we are after this, our second weekend trip to JJ's...and we didn't even fall over backwards at the fire pit like... you know who you are.

All I can say is I'm glad we work from home cuz there is no way we would have made it out the door this morning.... Tori is STILL enjoying the "Stiff Night" affect...(exhausted sigh)

Our night started out with a phone call from Hoss, as we were driving over the hump, where we could hear Mary screaming orgasmicly in the swing outside. Talk about putting the pressure on to speed and get there faster.

The whole experience seems really surreal but here are a few things we want to express appreciation for:

- Thanks Hoss for having the PUC shots cold and waiting, they hit the spot quickly... And, especially for the M&M, (Massage and Molest) that literally took Tori "out of body". It started with warm oils and four hands exotically stimulating every muscle in her body. Then out came the Rabbit and pin-point bullet to stimulate more than muscle! Tori's abs are still hurting from the convulsing orgasm. Hoss thought she tasted delicious!

Here is his version of the event " Tori is more beautiful than Aphrodite and would make most mortal men want to drop to their knees and worship her. But, alas, I am not a mere mortal and I had planned an M&M (Massage & Molest), session for her. Needless to say, she was reduced to nothing more than a quivering pile of protoplasm when Tan and I had finished with her....NICELY DONE TAN!!!"

- Thanks Jennie for giving us the #4 bungalow that we thought we would get some sleep in... until our new best friends Scotty, Van, Boss & Mrs. Boss delivered very special gifts which lasted into the wee morning hours:) Part of which was Tori squirting again!! I have to say it really turned me on seeing Scottys big black c*ck taking care of her beautiful white pu^sy. The fact that she was screaming with intensity made it hard to keep from cumming while I was enjoying Mrs Boss' perfect ass as she was on her knees moaning. Good thing Scotty turned us on to the "Stiff Nights" that really do keep you rock hard with recovery time of only minutes!!

- Thanks V for your tender erotic touch and for tricking us and the Energizer Bunnies into coming by telling us both the other would be there, when no commitment had been made....LOL. It worked! And God it was fun being crammed in the zen room with how many??? I just remember the beds and floor were covered and I kicked out the closet door while I was on my back eating some yummy pu#sy while she was giving head to Scotty. No surprise that "mini naughty" was getting her share of the variety of d^cks that were cruising the room.

Once again JJ's provided an absolutely great weekend, meeting and making new authentic friends! Tori loved the morning after sunning naked by the pool after breakfast. Thank you!
If you haven't yet, check them out at http://www.jjwesternswing.com

TnT

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We Survived Our 1st Time @ JJ's Western Swing lifestyles club!

I will be honest, at first glance we weren't sure if we would fit in, being city folk. I mean, come on...PAHRUMP?? ;)

Thankfully, we stayed and again being honest, had one of the BEST lifestyle experiences of our lifestyle career...

Even tho' we didn't previously know anyone there, they made it feel like going home and getting together with great friends. The energy they created was wonderful, warm, inviting and safe. It felt like a FUN n WILD slumber party when mom and dad are out of town!

They accepted us into their circle of love and friendship. It was certainly worth the drive! We were grateful to find so many open, funny, respectful people that were not afraid to get down and dirty. I'm sure you've heard that 'sex is dirty, if you're doing it right' and they know how to do it right!!

But the house was anything but dirty...more like immaculately clean!! And that included the hot tubs.

For starters, Hoss, who was tending bar, greeted us with Pineapple Upside Down Shots which hit the spot and definitely got us heated up! I'm baking a pineapple upside down cake right now but somehow I don't think it will do the trick. Deliciously naughty!! It certainly helped to get the dirty dancing started and somehow I lost my top before the first dance was over...my bra is hanging from the bull horns...I think.

V joined us on the dance floor and it didn't take long until her sarong fell to the floor, exposing her perky beautiful breast. Tan absolutely loved having her naked body between us grinding on his hard "manhood". And certainly one of the highlights was Tan being tied up, blind-folded and worked over by multiple sensuous hands and mouths, including mine. It was an amazing erotic experience for both of us. Everyone should experience the heightened sensations of romantic soft bondage.

Then it was my time for a first...."Riding the Bull" YEE HAA!! And to keep Tan busy, V rode him!!

By early morning our bungalow was taken over by who knows who and the "energizer bunnies" invited us to sleep with them and V. Tan was not disappointed that there was absolutely NO sleeping going on. Instead "mini naughty" was ready for a swap and it turned into a yummy orgy. Tan dove into her delicious wet pu#sy while fingering V and I had another first at the hands of mr. naughty...I squirted....sorry, another sheet change!!

We have been having wet dreams ever since and hope to get out there and see all our new friends again soon! Check out their site @ http://www.jjwesternswing.com

Tori and Tan
TnT....get it? (We are in the witness protection program.....don't blow our cover....LOL)

PS. Make sure you stick around the next morning for JJ's yummy breakfast and patio chat recounting the fun from the night before. It truly was a beautiful way to end an exotic, FUN party!

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