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Making the Most of a Down Economy

New Research Says Losing Your Job Might Help Your Sex Life

by Niels Hoven on April 17, 2009, 4 comments

Now that your taxes are done, we thought we'd explore the sexier side of financial insolvency. Those of you excited about a little more recreational activity in your bedrooms should keep reading. It turns out all these financial disasters may have a bit of a silver lining.

Exhibit A is the following graph, which shows the average number of times Americans have sex each year, broken down by their level of satisfaction with their financial situation. The data is from the General Social Survey, a National Science Foundation project that has interviewed over 50,000 people over the last four decades.

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Hilarious Prank on Two Phone Sex Operators

Hilarious prank played by a couple of DJs on two phone sex operators.

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Thanks to our very nasty new friends at
JJ Western Swing for your
Nasty, Naughty, Erotic & "Nekked" Poolside Call on Easter.
Hope to be with ya all again real soon!!!!
Keep it sweet for us V, TnT

How's That for an Easter Peep Show? Looks just like JJ's, but who's on the poll?

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Play a Game of FREE Strip Poker on Easter with AAA Shelby
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Here's a Spring Video for Those Who Like their Bushes Trimmed

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
Walk softly and carry a big carrot
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
There's no such thing as too much candy
All work and no play can make you a basket case
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
Some body parts should be floppy
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey !!

HAVE A HAPPY EASTER

Stimulation Baby ;)

Even though I think the government should stay out of our lives and our companies, here is an alternative plan that is a lot better than what they are doing........!

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They all buy around the world airfares and scenic plane tours - Aerospace industry fixed.

This would be a third of the cost for just the AIG bonuses!

And think of the boom to the swing club industry. All that free time and energy to burn!!

Now if you are ready for some other STIMULATION visit our site www.FunXClub.com

Zodiac Swinger Survey Game Results

Thanks to all the Swingers at Swingular.com for playing the Zodiac Survey Game and for all the kind personal replies to us!

After 3 days of posting and 107 responses and 1895 views, here are the totals as of 4-8-09 12:30pm:

We have also merged "what each sign says after sex" just for fun.
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Scorpio 15 =14% -"Let me untie you!"

Gemini 13 =12% -"It was good! Let’s do it again! ...and again ...and"

Cancer 11 =10% -"Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?"

Virgo 10 =9% -"Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you?"

Aries 10 =9% -"Oh, I was good!!! Wasn’t I?"

Libra 10 =9% -"Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?"

Sagittarius 9 =8% -"Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?"

Taurus 8 =7% -"Let's get to it, but do we have to do different positions all the time?"

Leo 6 =6% -"You’re welcome!"

Capricorn 6 =6% -"Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?"

Pisces 5 =5% -" If you liked it, I liked it!"

Aquarius 4 =4% -"Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!"
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Thanks to:

CARESS4U for sharing a similar pole at: http://www.swingersboard.com/forums/polls-never-ending-threads/7691-whats-your-sign.html

8THHOUSE our resident expert, for suggesting 2 good books on astrology and sex:
"Sexual Astrology" by Martine and "Astrology & Sexual Analysis" by Morris C. Goodman
She says they can be good books to put out for people to read at parties as a fun ice breaker.

Have fun 'till our next naughty exchange,

Tori & Tan

Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus)

Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus)

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What Does a Person of Each Zodiac Sign Say after Sex!

It was fun getting all your responses to the Zodiac Sign post and many of you asked what it all meant. Well, neither of us claim any expertise at all in the area but we found the following information entertaining and educational It sure hit home for us.

Tell us all if it fits for you or someone you know.

Your new naughty friends, Taurus Tori & Gemini Tan
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* Aries: Oh, I was good!!! Wasn’t I?

* Taurus: Let's get to it, but do we have to do different positions all the time?

* Gemini: It was good! Let’s do it again! ...and again ...and

* Cancer: Sorry I’m crying. Its not you, it’s just me. You’re still gonna marry me, right?

* Leo: You’re welcome!

* Virgo: Let’s do it one more time before I make the bed! (also thinks: ) If I ask you to meet me on Tuesday at 9.00, is it ok with you?

* Libra: Did I satisfy you? Was I good enough?

* Scorpio: Let me untie you!

* Sagittarius: Don’t call me! I’ll call you… what was your name again?

* Capricorn: Next time we‘ll turn off the lights, and I‘ll be on top! And, by the way, can you lend me your credit card?

* Aquarius: Have some more time? I just came up with a new position I think we must try!

* Pisces: If you liked it, I liked it!

Child Born with Second Penis in the Middle of His Back

Child Born with Second Penis in the Middle of His Back

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Which is Hornier, (is that a word?)...Taurus or Gemini??

At our crazy all-niter at JJ's last weekend, we started asking people what their sign was. It amazed me that most of the people there playing were either Taurus or the majority, Gemini.

Now I know all you Scorpio's are going to jump in here and claim it's YOU. Everyone agrees you are the most promiscuous... but seriously.... I was surprised.

I am wondering if Gemini's maintain this professional, analytical front during the week and on the weekend the evil, naughty, nasty twin busts out. Can anyone enlighten me?

I do know that I sure enjoyed playing with that guy, which ever twin was taking over!!

So help me with my research. Ya'll have a FREE Strip Poker game with Ashley and then drop me a quick note to tell me what your sign is. We will see who wins!

Ashley's waiting: http://tr.im/i7ki

Please email me directly with your sign @ ToriLuvs@gmail.com

The game is on!!