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HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Thanks to our very nasty new friends at
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Hope to be with ya all again real soon!!!!
Keep it sweet for us V, TnT

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ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
Walk softly and carry a big carrot
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
There's no such thing as too much candy
All work and no play can make you a basket case
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
Some body parts should be floppy
Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey !!

HAVE A HAPPY EASTER

Swinger Profile Part 2

We like to include a lot of info to screen out the people we don't want to spend anytime with. Here is an example from our SwingLifestyles profile: --------------- We Are Looking For: Searching for FUN People, that like us, aren't pushy, that are honest, open and respectful of everyone's privacy. It's great to meet those that we connect instantly with, but we are excited just to have Fun with Fun People that Respect Each Other. Tantra, Tao or Sacred Sex Experience would be a great bonus. If you want to connect, Tell Us What It Is You Liked about our profile (in more than one sentence) or don't expect a reply. Let's chat, exchange pics, meet, then who knows? We are spontaneous and love to go with the flow. With online contacts that want to meet, we insist that the women talk first before we meet as there are way too many pretending guy's.We love it when we find people that like to dance and are not afraid to get down and dirty on the dance floor. A Few Clarifications: 1- LIFESTYLERS? We don't have to get laid to feel the time was well spent. This is only a very small fun part of our life and who we are. We just seem to be pulled to it from time to time. We are very focused and busy building our online Porn business FunXClub. com but enjoy the live diversions with friendly, warm bodies and being able to write off so many of our Adult Play expenses. 2- CERTIFICATIONS: Just because we certify or are certified by someone doesn't mean we've had sex with them. It does means we've met them in person, found them to be real and fun to hang with. 3- CONDOMS: We are not willing to risk picking up any diseases here, so condoms are a must... IF it goes there. 4- SHAVING: If the sight of pubic hair scares you, "run away! run away!" We are well trimmed and clean and are fine with those that shave. 5- SINGLE GUYS: You gotta be pretty damb special! 6- BI?: Happily Hetro....Have Played Bi for Hubby more than once.7- PHOTOS: Our privacy is very important to us and we are not quick to show our faces. If you decide to show us pics, we're more interested in seeing your eyes and face than your genitals.

Description:

We are an Erotic, Fun, Madly In Love, Secure, Open Minded, Adventurous, Work from Home, Drug & Disease free Couple, intending to remain so. Totally love being with each other, music, dancing, singing, traveling for business/pleasure and laughing a lot.We are always getting accused of having too much fun together. If they only knew about this fun.... We love getting past our initial image judgments and discovering the beautiful whole package in people. Mainly, we are into Experiencing life fully and sharing who we are with like minded people. We enjoy the no pressure atmosphere of swing clubs and because of the dirty dancing we can get away with that would get us arrested elsewhere. It's great fore play for us........we do love a party. We Just Plain Luv Life and Making New Friends.

Our fantasies and/or real experiences:

We enjoy sharing our sexual passion and watching each other pleasure or be pleasured by someone else or doing them together. We love the feeling of being connected to each other through someone.Threesomes or more with other females (or on occasion a very special guy) are a hot item for us. We'd love a female or couple to call us up late and invite us to our back yard hot tub and pool to play well into the morning. Outdoor sex is a real turn on. We Love Nude Beaches with the sun and the wind bathing our bodies. Vegas is a short distance away, so we visit often. Have had a great time at the clubs but We Have a Great Time Where Ever We Are. We are not into pain and really enjoy the soft, slow, sensual FUN. AGAIN! If you want to connect, Tell Us What It Is You Liked about our profile (in more than one sentence) or don't expect a reply. Follow us at luvpaths.blogspot.com Make money, make your Lifestyle expenses tax deductible and have fun with us in our recession proof online Porn Biz FunXClub.com

Swinging - The Profile - Part 1

One of the most challenging but exciting things is writing a profile, searching for the right swinger couple.

As we write we're excited by the thoughts of meeting a couple willing to swing for the first time. Crossing into the unknown. It isn’t just about sex although that adds to the excitement. It is wondering will we even like each other. We're talking about the strange dynamic that has to be present with couples.

- Do you like yourself is the basic building block here. Four people have to be “Okay” with who they are and what they are doing here.

-Then the ladies must like each other not from a bisexual approach but more importantly enough to allow you to play with their husband.

-Then the guys have to be fine with each other to the point of allowing this other man to take the most important person to you in the world and fuck her. Oh it may be soft sexy sensual and romantic for a long while but at some point this new man is going to quite simply fuck your wife.

- Now if you are lucky enough to get past those matches you know have to have the physical attraction cross platform of you desiring this other mans wife and he yours. Then your wife desiring this new stranger and that man (who is about to fuck your wife) his wife has to desire you.

Is it any wonder it takes time and effort to meet the right couple to play with?

Even if there is no attraction to play you can still make great friends in or out of the bedroom.

Once past "do we like each other" and everyone is willing to move forward, the fun really starts.

We'll write about the content of our Profile in the next post.